this is me not reading for the class i have in an hour or so...
Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. (for those without polling options, you chose the 5 funniest)
1. Jessica needs a nice romance that is free of angst. [tell that to all my angst-luvn' fandom OTPs]
2. Jessica needs cash. [damn right i do]
3. Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things. [don't we all]
4. Jessica needs fake titties and then she would be perfect. [hey! no i don't :P]
5. Jessica needs anything she wants. [true. very true.]
and 2 bonus ones
6. Jessica needs to get high. Jessica needs drugs. Jessica needs cash. [all from the same entry]
7. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films. [maybe i should...]
Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. (for those without polling options, you chose the 5 funniest)
1. Jessica needs a nice romance that is free of angst. [tell that to all my angst-luvn' fandom OTPs]
2. Jessica needs cash. [damn right i do]
3. Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things. [don't we all]
4. Jessica needs fake titties and then she would be perfect. [hey! no i don't :P]
5. Jessica needs anything she wants. [true. very true.]
and 2 bonus ones
6. Jessica needs to get high. Jessica needs drugs. Jessica needs cash. [all from the same entry]
7. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films. [maybe i should...]