this is me not reading for the class i have in an hour or so...
Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. (for those without polling options, you chose the 5 funniest)
1. Jessica needs a nice romance that is free of angst. [tell that to all my angst-luvn' fandom OTPs]
2. Jessica needs cash. [damn right i do]
3. Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things. [don't we all]
4. Jessica needs fake titties and then she would be perfect. [hey! no i don't :P]
5. Jessica needs anything she wants. [true. very true.]
and 2 bonus ones
6. Jessica needs to get high. Jessica needs drugs. Jessica needs cash. [all from the same entry]
7. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films. [maybe i should...]
Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. (for those without polling options, you chose the 5 funniest)
1. Jessica needs a nice romance that is free of angst. [tell that to all my angst-luvn' fandom OTPs]
2. Jessica needs cash. [damn right i do]
3. Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things. [don't we all]
4. Jessica needs fake titties and then she would be perfect. [hey! no i don't :P]
5. Jessica needs anything she wants. [true. very true.]
and 2 bonus ones
6. Jessica needs to get high. Jessica needs drugs. Jessica needs cash. [all from the same entry]
7. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films. [maybe i should...]
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Date: 2005-10-06 09:57 pm (UTC)Second the angst-free OTP. All my fandoms always end up being one-sided
obsessionslove, with the exception of Aziraphale/Crowley, for some odd reason.Come to think of it, I only have three [and a half, but ssh, I don't *really* like SiriusxRemus) slash fandoms.
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Date: 2005-10-07 01:16 am (UTC)the angst is everywhere! of course it doesn't help that i'm an angst whore :/ why else would i watch Smallville and slash Clark and Lex? everyone knows they grow up to be worstest enemies. then again, what are fandoms for if not to add a little drama and entertainment to our lives?
and don't worry. i won't tell anyone. =)
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Date: 2005-10-07 01:24 am (UTC)I know *nothing* about Superman, except that Clark=Superman and Louise Lane=wife/girlfriend. I'm not too big on comics. =\
Besides. RimmerxLister is heated enough. Especially in early episodes.
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Date: 2005-10-07 01:49 am (UTC)i don't think i've ever read a comic book, so actually, i'm sure how i know so much about Superman and Lex. i've seen the movies, but years ago and i have a bad memory.
and that's true. they were quit heated in the early episodes. but even then, they had such chemistry =)
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Date: 2005-10-07 01:52 am (UTC)Heated=sexual tension. Or at least in my warped mind, anyway. Especially all those arguments where they were *this* close to each other. (indicates a tiny amount with her fingers)
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Date: 2005-10-07 02:51 am (UTC)oh yes. heated most definitely = sexual tension. if your mind is warped, i don't even want to know what mine is ;D and there is something about the way those two fought. they were always in each other's personal space, practically breathing each other's breath. yummy XD
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Date: 2005-10-07 11:42 pm (UTC)There are times where I've wanted to scream at the TV "Just bloody snog him already!" but my parents have been in the room/it's 1am and people are sleeping.