words to live by

[spacemonkeyluvn]

"You could never have too much beard. It's like cowbell for your face."
~some dude on the bus



ETA: I really wish The Amazing Screw-On Head had been picked up as a series. Then again, I'm sure I'd watch anything that has David Hyde Pierce playing a character (well, voice) named 'Emperor Zombie' who smokes his victims in a giant bong in order to absorb all their knowledge.

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[like-cheap-wine.livejournal.com]

Lol at quote. Yesterday, I saw a guy on a bicycle. He had this looooong beard which was parted in the middle and was flapping in the wind on each side of his head. It was hilarious.

[spacemonkeyluvn.livejournal.com]

The guy who said that was standing on the bus and I, along with the guy sitting next to me, just started laughing. He also said something about having sex with the person who does the voice for the bus stops and he'd make her say certain stops... I don't know. It was a weird bus ride.

I'd be afraid to have a beard that long just in case it got caught in the wheels or something!