randomness with pictures
Jan. 19th, 2006 09:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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i don't want to write an essay so instead i'll post pictures of this valentine's day card i bought the other day at my school bookstore. i don't normally buy v-day cards, but this one is big. you have to semi-put it together and it becomes a cereal box with a flap for the card. a cereal called "Smoochies" =) it's so cheesy that i just had to get one for myself. the slogan on the front says "Get your lips ready for SMOOCHIES because with you, a handshake just won't do!" the use by date says "Best if used by: YOU" the coupon on the top flap says "Redeemable for one hug and smooch combo, jumbo size. not valid with other offers" and it even has Nutrition Facts. "Serving size- 1 kiss. Servings per Container- All you can handle." and then it says how many calories are burned when daydreaming (40), fantasizing (50), tickling (80), heavy breathing (150), "censored" (2000), etc... so for the hell of it, i'm posting 4 pix under the cut:
front:
back:
inside (part with the card):
outside:
drained][music| CSI ]
i don't want to write an essay so instead i'll post pictures of this valentine's day card i bought the other day at my school bookstore. i don't normally buy v-day cards, but this one is big. you have to semi-put it together and it becomes a cereal box with a flap for the card. a cereal called "Smoochies" =) it's so cheesy that i just had to get one for myself. the slogan on the front says "Get your lips ready for SMOOCHIES because with you, a handshake just won't do!" the use by date says "Best if used by: YOU" the coupon on the top flap says "Redeemable for one hug and smooch combo, jumbo size. not valid with other offers" and it even has Nutrition Facts. "Serving size- 1 kiss. Servings per Container- All you can handle." and then it says how many calories are burned when daydreaming (40), fantasizing (50), tickling (80), heavy breathing (150), "censored" (2000), etc... so for the hell of it, i'm posting 4 pix under the cut:
front:
back:
inside (part with the card):
outside:
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